The Spuriously Puerile Information Taskforce (SPIT) has uncovered a surprising truth that’s been kept through the dining world for quite some time. A small, but pleasurable, pseudo-dessert may be in charge of adding unhealthy calories to unsuspecting diners’ diets for years. For much too much time it’s been forced upon patrons, without being requested, after a restaurant meal. From the diligent efforts of SPIT, legislation is planned to safeguard innocent citizens out of this waistband stretching snack. In Bill 8675309, the government provides ban…the fortune cookie. Please read on to find out how SPIT intends to rid society of the unhealthy fortune cookie and change it out using the 100% healthier and prettier ‘Daily Affirmation paper cup’!
***The Mystery of the Fortune Cookie’s History***
To produce this story much more shocking, SPIT has also uncovered information about the mysterious history of the fortune cookie. While it’s served following nearly every Chinese food meal, the cookie was…produced in the usa! And, in California believe it or not. Set aside a second to soak that in…every one of the years you believed you had been observing a Chinese tradition, you had been mislead. Duped. Lied to. Tricked. It’s almost criminal within the opinion of SPIT.
The fact is that there’s 2 possible stories about how exactly the fortune cookie was made but no one knows the actual truth. In whichever version you think, the fortune cookie was made as an act of kindness and thankfulness receive to others. And somehow, these little cookies became an expected free dessert. (http://www.infoplease.com/spot/fortunecookies.html)
***Ingredients Which Concern SPIT***
While fortune cookies are made from very easy baking ingredients, the most concerning ingredients for SPIT and also the government, are salt and sugar. The components in a fortune cookie recipe demands:
* Sugar (bad, bad sugar)
* Salt (equally as evil salt)
* Vanilla and Almond Extracts
Because you might have heard, sugar may be rumored to get connected with hyperactivity in youngsters. In addition, sugar is clearly a difficulty that is certainly adding to the growing obesity rates. Finally, salt are already associated with higher high blood pressure that’s associated with heart disease. And, the worst is that you have suggestions that consuming sugar can result in other addictions. The truth is, one theory on the Internet states that sugar could possibly be such as a ‘gateway drug’ to alcohol and obesity. It’s on the Internet, therefore it should be true. SPIT just isn’t happy to reply to the truthfulness of this fact, but know you are warned.
***4 Billion Fortune Cookies Each Year Are Manufactured1 .1 .1 .
In general, this is the frightening finding with the individuals SPIT! To include in the horror, these ‘cookies’ are manufactured at an amazing rate of four years old billion cookies a year. In 2013, it was estimated there were more than 7 billion people on the globe. This means that every man, woman, and child…it doesn’t matter how old or how young…could have almost 1/2 of your fortune cookie annually. Shocking? Yes, but SPIT is uncovering these hidden techniques for protect you.
***Daily Affirmation Paper Cups Are a Healthy Substitution***
Now, you could think that SPIT is going to spoil all the fun of eating dinner your favorite Asian restaurant. But, selecting so wrong. SPIT has proposed an exciting, new substitute for the unhealthy fortune cookie. From the aforementioned Bill 8675309, legislation is included that might switch the fortune cookie with Daily Affirmation paper cups! Get ready to experience your preferred calorie and fat-free beverage within your disposable paper cup. But wait…on the outside of the cup is often a small peel-off section. Simply pull this tab, and “TA-DA”! You’ve got your Daily Affirmation.
You can forget lame and depressing fortunes like:
“You might be almost up. Meaning you have further to fall.”
“A great way to get fit would be to eat more Chinese food.”
“Maybe you can continue to exist the moon in the next century.”
“Ignore last cookie.”
“This is the fortune cookie.”
Instead, Daily Affirmation paper cups might have awesome and self-esteem boosting sayings like:
“You might be freaking awesome. Just keep being your awesome self.”
“You’re just perfect. Anyone who thinks differently is extremely confused.”
“Nice hair is amazing, your outfit is stunning, and those shoes…wear would you get them?!In .
“You’re genius. Why didn’t you then become an astrophysicist? The planet needs your talent.In .
“Support SPIT. SPIT supports you.”
With these Daily Affirmation paper cups, diners would develop better attitudes as well as a better sense of well-being. The mental health community would embrace this plan to create wellness to folks around the globe. Depression rates would plummet and suicide would become virtually nonexistent. Perhaps, you can also imagine that Daily Affirmation cups could bring on what every beauty pageant contestant hopes to have one day…’world peace”. That’s one small step for cups, one giant leap for mankind!
***Scyphus’ Traditional Civilization Link***
Several governments already are on-board using the Daily Affirmation paper cup idea. The Printed Paper Cups Company, a division of the Scyphus Group, already helps make the perfect style paper cup because of this innovative replacement the undesirable fortune cookie. This provider may be making products from food-grade paperboard and food safe inks since way back when. It’s rumored that artifacts of cups in the Printed Paper Group have been unearthed within the Greek and Roman ruins. However, SPIT has determined that to get false for the reason that products might have biodegraded a long time before now. But, on the other hand, the cups are made from a division of the Scyphus Group. And, within the ancient greek language civilizations, the Skypho was an engraved cup. Hmmm…Skypho, Scyphus? Does one see a link? There could be another conspiracy to think about there!
***Today the Fortune Cookie, Tomorrow the globeIn .
But, returning to the Daily Affirmation paper cups replacing fortune cookies. Naturally, Daily Affirmation paper cups could be expanded to arrive at restaurants of all kinds. No more would the idea of an after-dinner quote be on a china restaurant. All cuisines would start employing the Daily Affirmation cups. Italian, German, American, French…take your pick, the sayings could be translated into all languages. Imagine the world united in a goal…the Daily Affirmation. Yes, you’ll be able to thank SPIT for the idea.